ACCOUNTANT BY DAY

Last night I was having this dream and in my dream I was driving to the airport in Manchester on I-95 and I saw this big horse trailer type thing but it was really tall and I asked, “What’s that?” and my coworker friend, who was not on that trip with me, explained that when they transport centaurs they have to keep them contained like that because they get intimidated by the cars and I thought to myself, oh of course.

We drove a little further and we saw another big trailer which was a huge aquarium and my coworker friend explained it was for transporting mermaids. And I woke up immediately because that sounded too crazy to keep dreaming.

So what gets me now is, why did I accept centaurs, but oh, no, it’s mermaids that are far too ridiculous for me to believe?