I Murdered A Centipede
- Posted by Melissa on July 12th, 2007 filed in daily life
In the shower this morning I was extremely alarmed to find two centipedes in there with me and to be quite frank, I freaked out and killed them both.  One was quite large and the other was much smaller. They were probably mother and daughter, or father and son or something. Or hermaphrodite and spontaneously generated offspring, I don’t know.
In 49 out of 50 states it is legal to kill someone in self defense if they were hiding inside your shower curtain and leap onto your butt when you pull it closed.
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