ACCOUNTANT BY DAY

From: [Vice President #1]
Sent: Thursday, April 26, 2007 6:13 PM
To: [Companywide]
Subject: RE: Golf OutingTwo mares and one philly were scratched but we had one late entry. One mare and one philly have requested to be transferred to earlier races. The revised card is attached with 46 contestants and three beer cart drivers([IT Manager], [Employee #1] and [Employee #2]-we need to pick one to drive).

Keep in mind that the winning team([Employee #3]/[Employee #4]-You better no how to play. Rumor has it that [Employee #5] drives 200) plus two long drives and two closest to the pin prizes will be awarded.

The course’s address is below. Our first tee time is at 9.

From: [Vice President #2]
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 8:29 AM
To: [Companywide]
Subject: RE: Golf Outing

You cheating little Napoleonic shit! You definitely have the team to beat – I however will need to start drinking before the tournament starts. This is an obvious stacking of your team. You should be embarrassed !

From: [Vice President #1]
Sent: Friday, April 27, 2007 9:07 AM
To: [Companywide]
Subject: RE: Golf Outing

Friends, Romans and Countryman,

Effective May 6, I hereby resign my position as organizer of the above subject event. Too much whining. I am handing over next year’s reigns to [Employee #6]. Good luck to you [Employee #6]. You deal with my friend on the 3rd floor. Take a look at what my good buddy [Vice President #2] had to say.

[HR Director]-I want to lodge a formal HR complaint. Bookkeeper abuse.

To you turkey-I have never seen [Employee #5], [Employee #4] or [Employee #6] play golf nor has anyone shared with me how they hit the ball. I try to build the teams based upon folks you generally do not work with so you have the opportunity to get to know them. My condolences to [Employee #7], [Employee #5] and [Empoyee #8]. Nothing personal. As far as your drinking is concerned, we’ll be sure to have [IT Manager] makes frequent stops to your foursome so you can cry in your beer. So there.