ACCOUNTANT BY DAY

We saw a TV ad tonight for Old Spice. According to the commercial, Old Spice is proven to make you more manly, which was illustrated by an animation which showed two armpits or something. To one, some generic underarm deodorant was applied. It looked totally normal and boring. To the other, Old Spice was applied. Immediately, thick forests of curly hair sprouted where it touched. Keep that shit away from the kids!

So it seems Old Spice is proven to make hair grow where no hair grew before.

1. My old roommate used to use exclusively Old Spice antiperspirant, claiming to be allergic to things with “feminine” scents. Aside from spending years smelling like a sexually confused person, she also refuses to go swimming with me unless she can shave her armpits immediately before putting on her bathing suit. So basically it looks like she did this to herself.
2. My boyfriend has a place on his chest with two little hairs growing out of it. Probably because he uses Old Spice body wash. I still don’t understand why it isn’t more pronounced, but frankly I’m relieved.