ACCOUNTANT BY DAY

Yesterday I took the dog to be groomed and when I came back to pick her up she looked like a totally different animal. I love it! My roommate doesn’t care for the new look, claiming that the dog’s now visible eyes are far too “eerily human” for her taste. This is practically retarded, no offense to my roommate, because anybody with eyes like that has got some serious cataracts or something. My roommate also got a haircut this week, I just remembered. Anyway, it’s a big improvement. She also appears to itch less with less fur, and the bonus for me is reduced time spend on activities like brushing. The dog, not the roommate.

The dog still dislikes being photographed, so I had to bribe her with four milkbone treats and most of them still came out looking like I have a dog from beyond the grave. Last time we took pictures it cost three milkbones, so I get the impression I’m gradually being trained to provide more and more treats each time. She has fancy eyebrows now.