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Last night I had this curry dish that about killed me dead. We went to a Thai restaurant and since the only thing I know about Thai is that it’s super spicy, I scanned the menu for the word “mild” and ordered the first thing I found, since I didn’t recognize most of the names of the foods listed. It was so hot that my eyes watered as I ate it. Later I had some stuff to drink over at my boyfriend’s house with his roommate and this other friend of ours, and whatever I had reacted very badly to the fiery curry in my belly, and I threw up for a long time before I went to sleep in my boyfriend’s bed, which was empty because he and his best friend were still at their car convention. Then since they don’t have AC in that part of the house, I sweated out all the moisture in my body that I didn’t puke out, then woke up with incredibly bad abdominal cramps at 8 AM when my boyfriend got home and collapsed. I took some ibuprofun for my stomach ouchies, then woke up again at 10 with sweat still pooled underneath me, went home, and threw up a lot more. It took all day to rehydrate, and I was nauseated, weak, and miserable for most of it. I blame the curry, because I didn’t have very much to drink.In other news, I did my first load of laundry here today.