Drunky the Onion

Two things happen to onions that are left on the kitchen counter for more than a month or so. If you’re lucky, the only consequences of such gross negligence will be a moldering and squishy onion miasma that infects the rest of the counter with its filth and stench. If you’re not lucky, it grows its own arms and gets into the liquor cabinet.

True story.

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